Prevyet, my comrades, my loyal followers, my sisters and brothers in the war against all that would stand in the path of chaos and insanity!

There is much to be said on this greatest and last day of October, in the two-thousandth and twelfth year of our tyrannical Lord, yet so little time to say it all! But rest assured, I shall return in time to give you a more complete exposition of all that I, your humble prophet and admirer, have done and had done to me!

But first, I must rest - suffice it to say that my "Halloween experience" has left me somewhat lacking in the realm of cognitive function.

Stay tuned!